Thursday, March 05, 2009

What to do when the man is the idiot

Smile and nod!
Take you paycheck - God - please don't forget to take your paycheck otherwise you are probably the idiot!
Go home!
Enjoy the short time you have - 5 days a week - to yourself!
Do who and what you want on the weekend!

Stop and smell the roses


TELL THE IDIOT that he is an idiot as often as possible as cleverly as you can and watch his confussion with a smile!

Thank God for the idiots who almost certainly pay your ridiculous wage!

Monday, March 02, 2009

Stuff

Recently having found myself at the business end of a burglary - I have begun to ask myself what is all this stuff really all about? This Thursday - on returning home from a long day in the office I found myself considerably lighter in the electronics department. Currently I am down a number of PlayStation titles, a PS3, a Nikon D80 camera, a top line laptop, a tag heuer watch, and a gold ring my mum gave my dad for his 21st.

Pisser - but life goes on - I am trying to write something funny about all of this - but last night I watched the sun set and thought how nice it would be to take a photo of it with my lovely ..... PISSER!!!!

I suspect the Belgians - the smell of waffle was in the air and the surfaces were sticky as if touched by a syrup ed hand!